List of episodes of the series «Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!»

In this world where monsters are rampant...

• User score: 2
• Episode number: 1
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  A knight and a foul-mouthed healer meet and are going to have a hard time together!

Forced to travel with Carla, a healer...

• Episode number: 2
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  ...Alvin resumes his original quest to gather antidote herbs, but on the way he ends up getting attacked in a graveyard by ghosts which they manage to escape unexpectedly, but then he falls into a trap set by goblins and basically the first half of the episode is filled with great suffering but Carla's curse is still in effect so he can't get away from her and there's even more suffering in store nevertheless and anyway these titles are really long and kind of serve double-duty as next episode previews and we're pretty curious about how many people actually listen to the whole thing and that's the deal with episode 2.

Despite the terrible time he's been having...

• Episode number: 3
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  While trying to demonstrate their skills, Alvin and Carla encounter a delicious and dangerous enemy.

The first dungeon Alvin tackles with Carla is designed for...

• Episode number: 4
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  Just when Alvin and Carla are about to face their first dungeon experience, it turns out to be pure beginner's fun and so even Alvin is convinced that he can master it in no time.

The owner of the inn they visit seems very nice, but...

• Episode number: 5
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  After leaving the dungeon, Alvin and Carla go to rest at an inn, but the healer doesn't seem to like the establishment or the attendant very much. Then they meet a somewhat suspicious old lady.

As usual, Alvin and Carla have to overcome a series of crises...

• Episode number: 6
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  Rejuvenated, the witch gives Alvin and Carla the herbs they need. The two leave for the guild and obviously have another problem.

This show is fairly unique in that Carla is the only recurring female character...

• Episode number: 7
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  Alvin and Carla decide to help a zombie get his revenge by confronting a powerful necromancer.

Thanks to Altargaia (reminder: this is the mushroom's name)...

• Episode number: 8
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  Released from prison, Alvin reunites with Carla, who has decided to help Maria summon a particular soul.

This Episode Features Even More Female Guest Characters Hot on the Heels...

• Episode number: 9
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  Alvin and Carla meet in the forest the Medusa and Dryad. What are they planning to do with them?

In the second half of this episode, we enter the "What Story Is This?" arc...

• Episode number: 10
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  Alvin and Carla visit the adventurers' guild and meet an old companion of Alvin's there, who isn't particularly fond of our party...

So, this is Part 2 of the "What Story Is This?" arc...

• Episode number: 11
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  Alvin once again finds himself in an awkward position from which he cannot free himself. Can Carla help him this time, or is she just making it worse?

We've reached the final episode at last...

• Episode number: 12
• Episode duration: 24 min.
• Episode description:
  With a fresh assignment, Alvin and Carla head to the evil henchmen's hideout to put an end to it once and for all. But as always, things don't go as planned...