List of episodes of the series «Off Centre»
- Seasons count: 2
- Episodes count: 28
- Total viewing time: 15 h.
Release date: 10/14/2001
Let's Meet Mike and Euan
- Episode number: 1
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Neurotic Everyman Mike is baffled by the amazing success enjoyed by hyperconfident womanizer Euan. In the opener, the polar-opposite pals move into a posh New York City apartment building complete with celebrities, including rather uptight rapper Status Quo and supermodel Vee, whose bodily functions eclipse her beauty. All is well in the new digs until Euan invites Mike's girlfriend, Liz, to move in with them.
Release date: 10/21/2001
Feeling Shellfish
- Episode number: 2
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: When Mike and then Liz contract a certain sexually transmitted condition, Mike blames the assumed originator Euan. The irritating malady hampers both Mike and Liz's anniversary dinner and Euan's date with a friend from college.
Release date: 10/28/2001
A Stroke of Genius
- Episode number: 3
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Liza finds out about Mike's stash of adult videos and is surprisingly okay with it and even offers to watch some with him. But the sexy adventure in cinema turns out to be a bit of a let-down for Mike. Euan, meanwhile, endeavors to impress his incredibly jaded girlfriend.
Release date: 11/4/2001
Trust Me or Don't Trust Me
- Episode number: 4
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: On a night out with Chau and Euan, Mike repeatedly rejects women in favor of being faithful to Liz, who ends up kissing an old flame during the same evening. Chau gets angry at Euan for constantly stealing prospective dates.
Release date: 11/11/2001
Euan's Brush With Love
- Episode number: 5
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Euan's quest to find a steady girlfriend lands him Ginger, an artist who Mike believes is taking Euan for all he's worth. Meanwhile, Liz proves to Mike that her revealing clothing makes him uncomfortable.
Release date: 11/18/2001
A Cute Triangle
- Episode number: 6
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: When Liz and her wild, flirty friend stay at the apartment for the weekend, Mike hopes for a ménage à trois. Euan, who has resolved to remain celibate with his current girlfriend, serves as Mike's mentor.
Release date: 11/25/2001
Swing Time
- Episode number: 7
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Mike's strange parents visit, allowing Mike to finally bond with his erstwhile, emotionally distant father. Unfortunately, Euan finds Mr. Platt in a compromising position with another woman.
Release date: 12/9/2001
Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip
- Episode number: 8
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Finding it difficult to keep up with the incredibly successful Euan, Mike tries to solve his money woes by taking on a second job at Chau's restaurant. Euan offers to help, but Mike refuses any more financial aid from his roommate.
Release date: 1/6/2002
Marathon Man
- Episode number: 9
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: After a co-worker spreads a rumor that he's gay, Euan is troubled upon learning that people don't have a hard time believing it. Mike, meanwhile, is overjoyed upon meeting Liz's unexpectedly unimpressive ex-boyfriend.
Release date: 1/13/2002
Guy Gone Wild
- Episode number: 10
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: After Mike learns of Liz's wild past, he decides to make up for lost time by doing the crazy things he missed out on when he was younger.
Release date: 1/20/2002
The Good, the Bad and the Lazy
- Episode number: 11
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: In dire need of a job he actually enjoys, Mike seeks advice from a decidedly unreliable career counselor. Euan, meanwhile, concentrates his efforts on trying to win over their new neighbor, a B-movie actress.
Release date: 1/27/2002
Gas Crisis
- Episode number: 12
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Mike's increasing comfort level with Liz leads him to engage in behavior she doesn't entirely welcome. Meanwhile, Euan resolves to avoid a woman who routinely shows up in his life to break his heart; and Status Quo works on new song lyrics with Chau.
Release date: 2/10/2002
Why Chau Lives Alone
- Episode number: 13
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Sick of living with Euan, Mike decides to stay at Lauren's for a while. As revenge, Eaun invites Chau to live in Mike's room. The unlikely duo get along well, until Chau's behavior gets out of hand.
Release date: 2/17/2002
Mission Im-posse-ble
- Episode number: 14
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: After Mike and Euan point out that his ""posse"" is a bunch of yes-men, Status Quo fires them and invites his neighbors to hang with him. Unfortunately, he treats Euan more like a slave than a friend.
Release date: 2/24/2002
Faking the Band
- Episode number: 15
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: In order to get women to notice them more, Chau and Euan pretend to be in a rock band; Mike irks Liz when he drunkenly proposes marriage and then forgets all about it.
Release date: 3/3/2002
Hear No Evil, See No Package
- Episode number: 16
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Mike and Chau start going to a gym where a lot of nude men hang out; Euan dates Liz's deaf friend, who turns out to be less friendly than anyone realizes.
Release date: 3/31/2002
The Backup
- Episode number: 17
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Mike tells Euan to stay away from an attractive visiting friend, explaining that she is his ""backup girl,"" should things not work out with Liz. Meanwhile, Chau pulls out all the stops to try to win a contest for a big-screen TV.
Release date: 4/7/2002
Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan
- Episode number: 18
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Liz sets Chau up with her equally bizarre roommate, creating a romance more ridiculous than anyone could have imagined. Meanwhile, Euan lies about his age in order to date 45-year-old woman.
Release date: 4/14/2002
Addicted To Love
- Episode number: 19
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Chau's new girlfriend is a hazard to his health---she keeps getting him beaten up by strangers. Meanwhile, irresponsible dog-sitters Mike, Euan and Liz watch Status Quo's treasured canine.
Release date: 4/21/2002
The Unkindest Cut
- Episode number: 20
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Mike and Chau mock Euan because he has a foreskin. This prompts Euan to consult a urologist, Dr. Barry Wasserman, who has a bizarre sense of penis humor, for circumcision.
Release date: 5/19/2002
Diddler on the Roof
- Episode number: 21
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Euan gets sucked into the drama of MTV's ""The Real World"" when he hooks up with a insipid cast member and fears she will bad mouth him to millions of women if he dumps her, so he schemes to have Chau steal her instead. Meanwhile, Mike lands his dream job doing sound for porn movies, but things turn dicey when he thinks Liz is hooking up with Status while he works nights, and the movies turn to guy-on-guy.