List of episodes of the series «Blue Mountain State»

It's Called Hazing, Look It Up

• User score: 6.3
• Episode number: 1
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  Three incoming freshman attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

Promise Ring

• User score: 7.4
• Episode number: 2
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  When Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy, who hatch a plan to keep Denise from killing Craig while they search for the ring.

Pocket P***y

• User score: 10
• Episode number: 3
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket p***y gets passed around from teammate to teammate leading to an outbreak of syphilis.

Rivalry Weekend

• User score: 7.4
• Episode number: 4
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  Leading up to a rivalry game against Overland University, the Mountain Goats' starting quarterback is suspended, Alex is named the starter and Sammy is accidentally kidnapped along with Billy the Goat as part of a prank by Overland.

There's Only One Second Best

• User score: 8.8
• Episode number: 5
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  Alex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to special teams. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys who have wronged them.

Drug Olympics

• User score: 9
• Episode number: 6
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  After a streak of bad luck, the team holds a "Lock-In Party" at the Goat House to build team camaraderie at which Alex and Thad divide the rest of the players into two groups and compete in a drug-fueled Team Building Olympics.

The Legend of the Golden Arm

• User score: 8.8
• Episode number: 7
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  A player-recruitment weekend brings out a running back who poses a threat to Craig's position while Alex tries to enlist the top high-school quarterback for Blue Mountain State.

LAX aka The Truce

• User score: 9
• Episode number: 8
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

Midterms

• User score: 7.6
• Episode number: 9
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  Principal Simmons and Coach Daniels issue an ultimatum to the players: pass the upcoming midterms or forfeit the rest of the season.

Marathon Monday

• User score: 9.2
• Episode number: 10
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  During Marathon Monday, a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 a.m. Monday to 6 a.m. Tuesday, Alex meets and hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him and Sammy and Craig go on a drinking binge together.

Ransom

• User score: 9
• Episode number: 11
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  The father of Alex's date becomes fixated on him while Sammy contends with his own daddy issues.

Piss Test

• User score: 9.2
• Episode number: 12
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  The guys struggle to figure out a way to pass the NCAA's random student-athlete drug testing.

Bowl Game

• User score: 9
• Episode number: 13
• Episode duration: 22 min.
• Episode description:
  After an unexpected bowl game pick the team goes to Louisiana. Thad tries to keep his team safe while also sabatoging the other team. Shiloh has a problem of his own to deal with.