List of episodes of the series «Nick Swardson's Pretend Time»
- Seasons count: 2
- Episodes count: 14
- Total viewing time: 5 h. 30 m.
Release date: 10/12/2010
Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts
- Episode number: 1
- Episode duration: 22 min.
- Episode description: There’s blood, tears, vomit, urine and donkey sperm - lots of donkey sperm. In the premiere of comedian Nick Swardson's sketch-comedy show, a man is upset when his mother leaves all her money to the family cat. Nick dedicates the show to his dead cat. Also: a father who compiles a "bucket list" for his son; and a profile of Lady Gaga's brother, a police officer in New Jersey.
Release date: 10/19/2010
The Leather Swingset With the Monkey and the Gun
- Episode number: 2
- Episode duration: 22 min.
- Episode description: Nick talks about how dirty the show can be; guest stars Finesse Mitchell, rapper Swayze and duo Dana & Julia.
Release date: 10/26/2010
I Just Got Voodoo'd
- Episode number: 3
- Episode duration: 22 min.
- Episode description: Nick talks about the trouble they had casting the Freddy Krueger sketch; stand up comedians Nick Kroll and Paul F. Tompkins.
Release date: 11/2/2010
Mudslide Junction
- Episode number: 4
- Episode duration: 22 min.
- Episode description: Nick talks about how happy he is to be working with Gay Robot again. Sketches include a cereal parody, a radio personality who has a knack for delivering bad news, and innovative camping equipment.
Release date: 11/9/2010
Relapse Into Refreshment
- Episode number: 5
- Episode duration: 22 min.
- Episode description: Nick discusses his obsession with scatological humor at an early age. Sketches include a TV show about a masturbating sniper, pirates following a treasure map tatooed to one of their scrotums, and a man with unorthodox survival skills (such as bashing out his teeth to make a weapon to fight night creatures and bigfoot, eating rocks, and giving himself oral sex.
Release date: 11/16/2010
Monday Morning Meltdown
- Episode number: 6
- Episode duration: 22 min.
- Episode description: A parody of James Cameron's Avatar set in an office, a TV show, called "Critter Getters", about two men capturing a bear, and an appearance by Superman.
Release date: 11/23/2010
Blah Blah Blah Main Street
- Episode number: 7
- Episode duration: 22 min.