Never the Twain
TV Show| Title | Never the Twain |
| User score | 6.4 |
| Release date | Sep 7, 1981 |
| Release date of last episode | Oct 9, 1991 |
| Genre | Comedy |
| Director | Johnnie Mortimer |
| Production country | GB |
| Series status | Ended |
| Seasons count | 11 (List of episodes) |
| Episodes count | 67 |
| Run time | 30, 25 min. |
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
Latest episodes
List of episodes
S11.E6 ∙ The First Of The Queue
Oct 9, 1991
S11.E5 ∙ Two Fools And Their Money
Oct 2, 1991
S11.E4 ∙ There Goes The Bride
Sep 25, 1991
S11.E3 ∙ Born Again
Sep 18, 1991
S11.E2 ∙ The Best Laid Plans
Sep 11, 1991
S11.E1 ∙ Viva Espana
Sep 4, 1991
S10.E6 ∙ A Car By Any Other Name
Oct 10, 1990
S10.E5 ∙ There But For The Grace Of God
Oct 3, 1990
S10.E4 ∙ Happy Holiday
Sep 26, 1990
S10.E3 ∙ Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Sep 19, 1990
S10.E2 ∙ S.W.A.L.K.
Sep 12, 1990
S10.E1 ∙ X Marks The Spot
Sep 5, 1990
S9.E7 ∙ A Winter's Tale
Dec 28, 1989
S9.E6 ∙ Bonjour Paris
Oct 11, 1989
S9.E5 ∙ Neighbours
Oct 4, 1989
S9.E4 ∙ Aspects Of Love
Sep 27, 1989
S9.E3 ∙ A New Lease Of Life
Sep 20, 1989
S9.E2 ∙ A Question Of Honour
Sep 13, 1989
S9.E1 ∙ Just The Ticket
Sep 6, 1989
S8.E6 ∙ It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet
Nov 28, 1988
