List of episodes of the series «John Callahan's Quads!»
- Seasons count: 2
- Episodes count: 26
- Total viewing time: 13 h.
Release date: 2/2/2001
Maimed Manor
- Episode number: 1
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Paralyzed in a car accident, Riley O'Reilly receives a mansion as settlement. Riley spends all of his settlement money on parties and beer, and his differently abled friends leave because he's always drunk. Riley comes to them to entice them to live with him, on the condition that he gives up drinking.
Release date: 2/9/2001
Bad Manors
- Episode number: 2
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Spalding gets all the quads jobs so they can get their self esteem back. When they're all fired, they start renting out their mansion to people who want to have parties. Things turn out pretty wrong when the Hells Angels end up at the Bromberg's house, par Blazer's bad writing skills.
Release date: 2/16/2001
1-800-Gimp
- Episode number: 3
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Desperate to climb the social ladder, Liz Bromberg tries to exploit the magnificent severed by holding a Telethon for ""unfortunate gimps"".
Release date: 2/23/2001
The Fraud Quad
- Episode number: 4
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Reilly is determined to prove a suave visitor is a fraud before the Latin Love Quad steals Franny's heart.
Release date: 12/17/2001
Christmas Holidaze
- Episode number: 5
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Reilly's battle with sobriety is challenged over Christmas, especially with a barkeeper for a friend.
Release date: 3/2/2001
Lifewheel 3000
- Episode number: 6
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Reilly wins a hi-tech wheelchair. 'GAL', at a Handi-Capable Home Show. GAL is the ultimate gadget, until the machine takes over Reilly's life.
Release date: 3/9/2001
Gonads Faust
- Episode number: 7
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Suddenly unable to perform in the bedroom, Reilly does a deal with the devil; erections-on-demand for his soul.
Release date: 3/16/2001
Monkey In The Middle
- Episode number: 8
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Reilly buys a trained monkey to be his new hands and feet, prompting his pals to fill the house with more hairy assistants.
Release date: 3/23/2001
The Son's Also Blinded
- Episode number: 9
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: The unexpected visit of Fontaines' son sets Franny's biological clock ticking, prompting Reilly to experiment with various methods of sterilization.
Release date: 3/30/2001
Guinea Pigs
- Episode number: 10
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: The promise of money and drugs lures Reilly and friends to be subjects for medical experiments. The results are brilliant - untill the side effects kick in.
Release date: 4/6/2001
The Unkindest Cut
- Episode number: 11
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: An attractive 'thalidomide', Randy, moves into Maimed Manor. Reilly is swept up in the local election, running for City Council against Liz Bromberg.
Release date: 4/13/2001
Fatal Distraction
- Episode number: 12
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Spalding blackmails Reilly into helping him win the heart of an old flame whilst Griz's rough 'n' tumble alcoholic sister tries to win Spalding.
Release date: 4/20/2001
Spalding in the Family Way
- Episode number: 13
- Episode duration: 30 min.
- Episode description: Spalding's parents come to visit, but Spalding thinks they don't know he's gay.