List of episodes of the series «How To Talk Australians»

G'day Knackers

• Episode number: 1
• Episode description:
  An introduction to the Australian vernacular, with particular emphasis on their penchant for expletives and derogatory put-downs.

Grub

• Episode number: 2
• Episode description:
  A terrifying look at the Aussie diet. Includes an Indian take on ‘How to build your own barbie.’

Rhyming Slang

• Episode number: 3
• Episode description:
  Like the mother tongue itself, the Brits invented Rhyming Slang, the Australians have turned it into an art form. From Barry Crocker (shocker) to Germaine Greer (beer).

Famous Australians

• Episode number: 4
• Episode description:
  Includes a truly C-class impersonations of Pauline Hanson and a clumsy re-enactment of a Ned Kelly hold-up. Maharaji Davo takes us through the car used by Mel Gibson in Mad Max. The students also partake in a dress-as-a-famous-Aussie day.

Nicknames - Hello Chopper

• Episode number: 5
• Episode description:
  ‘Chopper’ the talking cocky takes over the class with his incessant foul mouth/beak. The students adopt some anglicised names and then convert them/Australianise them to varying levels of success. Eg. Gibson to ‘Gibbo’, Leslie to ‘Leso’.

The Slackarse Country

• Episode number: 6
• Episode description:
  A deep and disturbing look at the great Australian beach holiday and their obsession with National holidays. Includes a re-enactment of a camping trip to Rosebud.

Dunny Budgies & Budgie Smugglers

• Episode number: 7
• Episode description:
  A way-too detailed account of how pervasive the humble blowfly is on Australian life. Also further examines Aussie beach culture.

Citizenship Test

• Episode number: 8
• Episode description:
  The students sit a mock Australian Citizenship Test. We also see the students graduation.