Actors
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Jeff Fischer (voice), Jeff Fischer / Camp Sniper (voice), Donnie Patterson (voice), Jeff Fischer / Donnie (voice), Jeff Fischer / Glenn (voice), Kidnapper (voice)
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Snot Lonstein (voice), Frank, the Judge (voice), , Snot Lonstein / Eli Weisel (voice)
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Avery Bullock (voice), Avery Bullock as B (voice), Jeff Fischer (voice), Avery Bullock / Police Academy Chief (voice), Avery Bullock Sr. (voice), Avery Bullock / Patrick Stewart (voice)
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Principal Lewis (voice), Billy (voice), Principal Lewis / Billy (voice), Dad (voice), Principal Lewis / Billy / Troll Sllort (voice), Security Guard / Principal Lewis (voice), Improv Actor (voice), Rerun (voice), Ted Feedler / Nameless Bum (voice), Ludacris (voice), Black Dick / Principal Lewis (voice), Billy / Black Francine (voice), Janitor (voice), Milford (voice), Jerry (voice), Coma Patient (voice), Vitas (voice), Tank Bates / Nelson Mandela / Principal Lewis (voice), Principal Lewis / Billy / Steve Harvey (voice), , Homeless Man (voice), Principal Lewis / Homosexual Giant / Ferris Wheel Guy (voice), Principal Lewis as Black Villain (voice), Hegel's Associate / Convention Attendee (voice), Harlem Globetrotter (voice), Nameless Bum (voice), Billy / Principal Lewis (voice), Principal Lewis / TV Announcer (voice), Jamaicans / Toilet (voice)
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Barry Robinson (voice), Barry Robinson / Spike (voice), Barry Robinson / Manny (voice), William / Barry Robinson (voice), Audience Member (voice), , (voice)
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Terry Bates (voice), (voice), Sanders (voice), Science Teacher (voice), Terry Bates / Sanders (voice), Terry Bates / Chuck White (voice), Jerry (voice), Terry Bates / Cashier (voice), Chuck White / Terry Bates (voice), Contestant / Terry Bates (voice), Second Worker (voice), Teddy (voice), CIA Scientist (voice), , World's Largest Candle Salesman (voice), Man in Mall (voice), Various Characters (voice), Crisp's Henchman (voice), Terry Bates / Skinny Man (voice), The Bear Man (voice), Dr. Heisler / Terry (voice), Nick (voice), Terry Bates / Mr. Madsen / Michael (voice), Chuck White / Terry Bates as Mani (voice), Agent (voice), Jock #2 / Sanders / Pig Head (voice), Scoliosis Doctor (voice), Terry Bates / Ticket Guy / Valet (voice), Jesus (voice), Frank / Terry Bates (voice), Terry Bates / Researcher (voice)
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Jackson (voice), Jackson / Charlie (voice), BBQ Guy (voice), (voice), Faziz / Announcer #2 (voice), Senator #2 (voice), Airplane Passenger (voice), Jackson / Kid Doctor / Guy 1 (voice), Cleveland Brown (voice), Jackson / Maitre D' (voice), Jackson / Faziz / Michael Moore (voice), Maitre D' Green Bonneville (voice), Jackson / Taco (voice), Demolisher (voice), Jackson / Sully Sullenberger (voice)
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Dick Reynolds (voice), Dick (voice), Wilbur Kentucky (voice), Dick / Charles the Hunchback (voice)
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(voice), Guy / Old Man (voice), Bjorn (voice), Various (voice), Dawson Family Member (voice), Italian Man (voice), St. Peter (voice), Sanders' Double (voice), Abraham Lincoln (voice), Roscoe (voice), Young Fireman / Phil / Foam Guy (voice), DJ Iron Monkey's Body Guard (voice), Guerrilla Soldier (voice), Neighbor (voice), Photographer (voice), Fitzwilliam Darcy / Dr. Watson (voice), Dale (voice), Alien (voice), Dalai Lama (voice), Rich Man (voice), Guest #3 / Brad / Guy (voice), Man in Supermarket (voice), Stan's New Voice (voice), Wedding Singer (voice), Meaux (voice), Francine's Drinking Buddy (voice)
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Buckle (voice), (voice), Santa Claus (voice), Buckle the Mountain Man (voice), Henry Calloway (voice), Softball player #1 (voice), Buckle the Mountain Man / Ghoul (voice), Russian (voice), Jesus H. Christ (voice), Guy at the Concert (voice), Coach Andrews (voice)
Writing
(voice), Crisp's Henchman (voice), Alien (voice), Hooper (voice), Various (voice), Student (voice), Brent Robbins (voice), Puppet Guy (voice)
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(voice), Michelle (voice), Mia (voice), Raina (voice), Diane (voice), Thundercat (voice), Joanna (voice), Judy (voice), Woman / Thundercat (voice), Brett Morris' Wife (voice), Alien (voice), Linda Vunerabella (voice), Reporter (voice), Waitress (voice), Casey (voice), Carmen Selectra (voice), Train Actor (voice), Casey / Female Robot (voice), Narrator (voice), Alternate Francine (voice), Adele (voice), Psychiatric Orderly (voice), Woman (voice), Concession Counter Girl (voice)