Actors
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Scissors (voice), Bowling Ball (voice), Tyrannosaurus Rex (voice), Restaurant Patron 1 / Restaurant Patron 3 / Reporter 3 / Party Goer 3 (voice), Shark (voice), Guy Who Doesn't Know He's a Ghost Yet (voice), Mittens (voice), Passenger (voice), Rhino (voice), Every Single Scissors (voice), Smitty (voice), Guy (voice), Parrot Pirate / Hieronymus Bosch (voice), Movie Character 3 (voice), Safety Inspector 1 (voice), Polar Bear (voice)
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Paper (voice), Paper's Brain / Paper's Bladder / Parrot (voice), Photographer (voice), Fashion Policeman (voice), Paper's Brain (voice), Stylist (voice)
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Rock (voice), Tough Bee Goon 1 / Tortoise (voice), Soccer Player (voice), The Wind (voice), Male Birthday Cop 2 (voice), Dave (voice)
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Convenient News Reporter (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Machine / Alien (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Screaming Person (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Trampoline Salesman / Teen 2 (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Focus Group Guy 2 (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Gardener (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Drummer / Paramedic 2 (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Guard (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Sheep (voice), Egg Creature / Announcer (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Solider / Fireman / Guy in the Back (voice), Paper 2 / Adult Paper / Chyron (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Shakespeare / Euclid (voice), Buff Man / Flub-Bub (voice), Flub-Bub / Convenient News Reporter (voice), Convenient Town Crier / Prince 2 / The Trash (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Leading Man (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Little Boy (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Man on One Knee / Crowd Member 2 (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Barrister Wig (voice)
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Pencil (voice), Therapist (voice), Pencil / Therapist / Woman with the World's Largest Fan (voice), Pencil / Focus Group Girl 2 (voice), Pencil / Post-Apocalyptic Woman (voice), Pencil / Pencil Judge #1 / Pencil Judge #2 / Pencil Judge #3 (voice)
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Logan the Rat Bro / The Wizard / Brogan the Rat Bro (voice), Logan the Rat Bro Head / Movie Character 2 / Movie Character 4 (voice), Logan the Rat Bro / Salesman / Computer Voice (voice), Logan the Rat Bro / Baron Von Snootsberg / Car Owner (voice), GPS / Security Officer / Fruit Fly (voice), Baron Von Snootsberg / Movie President / Chimpanzee (voice), Logan the Rat Bro (voice), Ominous Scientist / Focus Group Guy 3 (voice)
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Fire Hydrant / Pizza Girl / Female Robot Executive (voice), Casting Agent (voice), Female Robot Executive / Nickelodeon Executive / Stapler (voice), Ms. Cornwall / Prison Guard (voice), Robot Executive / Robot Mother (voice), Original Ghost / Debate Kid / Wet-Haired Ghost Girl (voice), Teen 1 / Tutorial Girl (voice), Marie Curie / Ada Lovelace (voice)
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Driver (voice), Hiring Robot / Doomsday Machine / Customer / Robot 3 (voice), Driver / Dad (voice), Bus Driver / Driver (voice)
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Sandpaper (voice), Sandpaper / Passerby (voice), Sandpaper / Nutso, the Rapping Squirrel (voice), Sandpaper / Petitioner (voice)
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Chad Brockchad / Ambassador (voice), Chad Brockchad / Captain (voice), Chad Brockchad (voice), Chad Brockchad / Buffy the Bicep / Voice (voice), Chad Brockchad / Cheap Apartment VO / Awards Show Announcer (voice)
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Body Double / Scissors' Daughter (voice), Director / Casting Agent (voice), Kid / Woman / Kid 2 / Restaurant Patron 2 / Restaurant Patron 4 / Reporter 2 / Audience Member / Party Goer 2 (voice), Safety Inspector 2 / Kid (voice), Amusement Park Worker / Little Girl (voice)
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Hipponoid Commander / Paper's Boss (voice), Hipponoid Commander Head / Beethoven Head (voice), Aristotle / Judge (voice), Bone Cruncher / Sled Hill (voice)
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Crew Member / Screaming Girl (voice), The President / Parader / Kid (voice), The President of the U.S. (voice), President / Friendly Shopkeeper / Orange Candy Wrapper (voice)
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Waitress (voice), Waitress / Ooze Queen / Old Lady (voice), Store Owner / Waitress / Woman (voice), Waitress / Make-up Artist (voice)
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Wealthy Old Lady / Futuristic Looking Woman (voice), Customer Service Rep / Wealthy Old Lady (voice), French Wig / Teen Rebel Wig (voice)
Sound
Coach / Announcer / Reporter 1 / Party Goer 1 (voice), Chris / Narrator / Garbage Guard / Couple 2 (voice), R.O.V.E.R. / Hippo / Guard 2 (voice)
