List of episodes of the series «Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy»

Super Mario Rescues the Princess

• Episode number: 1
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

• Episode number: 2
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

• Episode number: 3
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

Adopted

• Episode number: 4
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

• Episode number: 5
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

• Episode number: 6
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

• Episode number: 7
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

Cat Staff Meeting

• Episode number: 8
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

• Episode number: 9
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

Marital Troubles

• Episode number: 10
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

Jeff Goldblum Wafers

• Episode number: 11
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

• Episode number: 12
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

The Frog Prince

• Episode number: 13
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

Monkeys Talk About Religion

• Episode number: 14
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

Mountain Climber

• Episode number: 15
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

• Episode number: 16
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

Mad Cow Disease

• Episode number: 17
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

The Bartender Says...

• Episode number: 18
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

Backstage with Bob Dylan

• Episode number: 19
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

• Episode number: 20
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

• Episode number: 21
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

Things You Never Hear

• Episode number: 22
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

A Trip to the Psychiatrist

• Episode number: 23
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

AIDS Patient Zero

• Episode number: 24
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

Name That Animal Penis!

• Episode number: 25
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

• Episode number: 26
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

Sex with... #1

• Episode number: 27
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

A Fat Guy Working Out

• Episode number: 28
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

A Gay Knight

• Episode number: 29
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

• Episode number: 30
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

• Episode number: 31
• Episode duration: 3 min.
• Episode description:
  Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

• Episode number: 32
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

• Episode number: 33
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

He Who Lives in a Glass House...

• Episode number: 34
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

Sex with... #2

• Episode number: 35
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

• Episode number: 36
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

• Episode number: 37
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

• Episode number: 38
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  To have sexual relations with your mother.

Sex with... #3

• Episode number: 39
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

Dirty Vaudeville

• Episode number: 40
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

Fat Jesus

• Episode number: 41
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

• Episode number: 42
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

The Sneeze Throw-Up

• Episode number: 43
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Exactly what it says on the tin...

The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians

• Episode number: 44
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

• Episode number: 45
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

• Episode number: 46
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

Small Talk with Aunt Helen

• Episode number: 47
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

Marie Antoinette's Notepad

• Episode number: 48
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

Sheep Shearing

• Episode number: 49
• Episode duration: 2 min.
• Episode description:
  A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

• Episode number: 50
• Episode duration: 1 min.
• Episode description:
  A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.